David reports on Facebook
... things I should record here, too: Luke was sobbing because Stephanie told him he couldn't open a soda right before we went out for dinner. Stephanie said to me with exasperation, "I'm an ogre." Henry helpfully chimed in, "You are the perfect size to be an ogre!" and Stephanie had to disambiguate for Emmett the true Golden Rule from his meta-Golden Rule: Hold others to the Golden Rule and grant them their just deserts.