I guess I need to teach him more words

Henry-isms:

soccer = "football"
context: Henry's toothbrush has a guy kicking a soccer ball on it. He calls it his "football" brush.

Cheetos = tiger chips
context: Henry likes Cheetos, and yesterday he asked for more, calling them "tiger chips."

hail = "raindrop"
context: after a hailstorm, Henry tells you he's "picking up raindrops" that are sitting on the grass. This one is so cute, I don't even want to correct him.