Seriously?

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Today I actually had to say, "Luke, don't jump on the bed while you're holding the scissors!"

He protested that he knew that - he was bringing them to me, so he wasn't "jumping on the bed" with the scissors, he was jumping across the bed, to bring them to me.

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