How to scare your husband
Step one: Have a dream where you have two babies, not just one.
Step two: Partially wake up to care for the baby, but then look around the bed and ask your husband "Where is the other baby?"
He'll very quickly be more awake than you are.
Step two: Partially wake up to care for the baby, but then look around the bed and ask your husband "Where is the other baby?"
He'll very quickly be more awake than you are.
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